Indeed we have all done it, all mocked the homeless, for some people this maybe against your religion but i think these "Hobos" have been put on gods earth as light entertainment when walkin from shop to shop. It was only yesterday i was mauled by one,

"BIG ISSUE?!"
"ARGH WTF YOU CRAZED VAGABOND?!"
"Big issue?"
"Bless you"
*Walk off*

I know for a fact alot of people are scared of these booze stained "cowboys" but there is nothing to be scared of and its amazing how you can get some pey per view if you have a sandwich and 2 of the "Tramps"

Another trick of which i have been accustom to is grabbing some nearby twigs and convincing them that they are twiglets, of course this one is a time strickened practice for your more "Hardcore" people,

"Want a twiglet mate?"
"Sure."
"Here..."
*Pass twig*
"Thats a stick mate."
"Alas it is not its Kwiksaves own brand of the popular snack "Twiglets""
(At this point if he doesnt believe the madness you must take one for the team.)
*You gnaw on the stick*
(If this doesnt work nothing will!)
*Tramp egarly follows your lead*
"Its a bit chewy for a twiglet."
(At this point feel free to loose your teather.)
"YOU UNGREATFUL BASTARD, THERES PEOPLE STARVING IN CHINA!!"
*You walk away*

For this concludes my guide of how to have fun with a "Tramp".

 

Hey ppl jus postin to say i heard a band on myspace and are comin to UK soon there called Civilian n they have an awsome sound so plz ppl if they play nr you go see em they are a non-misser like for there music is... http://www.myspace.com/civilianderry please even if you dont live in Uk have a listen

TY ppl ^^

 

Ok people i am starting a new cult, it is the cult of disguise!! Who ever wishes to join ask my head spys, Mavie and Lili or just ask me, to join you must have a webcam and u must have atleast 1 picture with you dressed up as something! All who join will have to refer to me as Mr X and refer to Maive and Lili as Little Miss X and Lady X. Thank you and join the cult and get your face put here!

Members:

Head of disguises : Mr X

Head spys : Lady X
                    Little miss X

Members:

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Hey People, i recently joined No Hope Records street team at www.nohoperecords.com, basically this is a team of advertisers across the UK advertising No Hope Records with flyers, posters, online and word of mouth, No Hope Records is a record company who record bands in there studio promote bands and are also a clothing company, once in the street team you will be able to enter a new part of the site where you get missions, and after completion of these missions you will receive prizes also you will be able to download special online songs. So people, if you are interested in helping out please do.

Thanks.... Pedro

 

I made a Quiz for Yall on QuizYourFriends.com

CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050819084354-841180

 

Also the experiment stuff will be put on here soon xD.

Hail ME

If you wish to be a real ninja there are 10 simple rules you must follow:

1. First of all you must make a ninja mask *a REAL ninja never shows his/her identity*
2. Never let your trusty samurai sword leave your side.
3. Learn how to do quadruple backflips and learn how to master the art of running on air and water.
4. Always talk in dubbed and/or with subtitles.
5. Do atleast 4 hours a day of meditation on a cliffside at dawn.
6. Always wear black.
7. Develop a personal fighting stance.
8. When first training always fail then have a montage of you becoming better.
9. Watch out for the people with black moustashes there always evil.
10. Call yourself a ninja'ry name and add "Sama" at the end of your original name i.e Petesama

If you follow these 10 simple rules you'll be a ninja in no time.

Pete - www.pedroblog.blogdrive.com [Everyone Visit My Blog And Do The Caption Comp] says:

Hey fat head

Matt Raponi says:

wuts ur problem!

Pete - www.pedroblog.blogdrive.com [Everyone Visit My Blog And Do The Caption Comp] says:

you

Matt Raponi says:

maybe u sud stfu

Matt Raponi says:

and mind ur business

Matt Raponi says:

and dont say make me

Pete - www.pedroblog.blogdrive.com [Everyone Visit My Blog And Do The Caption Comp] says:

make me

Matt Raponi says:

cuz thats childish and immature just like u

Matt Raponi says:

go get laid u fat piled of lard u smell like ass of dog

Matt Raponi says:

PWNED

And that concludes my experiment, also i wish to add to this little lab rat that blocking isnt pwning. :D

I for one have had enough  of Jehovas witness's coming to my door asking me to convert, if i wanted to join the belief i would go to an office and enroll!! but i don't, besides in the name of this belief/religion it states that you have witnessed an act of Jehova or Jehova himself, i haven't, also my fave holiday of the year is Christmas and found out they don't believe in this. So any Jehovas witness's reading this don't knock on my door IM NOT INTERESTED.

How many people have invited them in to discuss matters i know - 0

Secondly foreign call centers REALLY annoy me, yesterday i was rung up it went something like this...

*Phone rings*
"Hello"
"Hello im ringing from India"
"Ok.."
"I work for T-Mobile i was wondering what price plan you were on?"
"Sorry i don't want to change networks or buy anything"
"Ok sir, how many rooms have you got in your house?"
*At this point i was confused*
"What? why do you want to know that?"
"Im just interested"
*Wanting to get back to doing nothing i lie*
"Hmm ok i have 1 room, i actually live in a cardboard box"
"Ok sir, and your sure you don't want to have a free phone costing £20 a month"
"Hold on if its twenty quid a month it isnt free"
*He says something i don't understand*
"Listen "Matey" i live in a cardboard box and ur talking to me on a pay phone in Cardiff now GO AWAY"
*I put the phone down*

Why do they ring you up selling "free" stuff that ISN'T FREE??? 

How many people have bought products or changed price plans with them i know - 0

Ok now heres the idea, you see the picture and you send me captions Via MSN or E-Mail and i will post all the best captions on the site.

Heres the picture:

 

• New organic Ice-cream, Straight from the cow.
• Rural ice-cream van.
• The farmer enjoyed playing toffee Kerplunk with daisy.
• Chocolate Thickshake please!
• Want a flake with that?
• Want anal worms with that?
• Is it me? or did the cheeky girls turn into an ice-cream vendor.
• Cillit bangs secret ingredient.

• The UK Government : Shovelling shit on a cone to your mouths since 1979

If you wish to be a real pirate there are 10 simple rules you must follow:

1. Equip yourself withe the following, a pirate hat with the jolly roger logo on, an eye patch, 3/4 length trousers that are all frayed at the bottom and finally a red and white striped shirt.
2. Pillage and plunder asmany civilian settlements as possible.
3. Drink vast amounts of grog or rum.
4. Eat nothing but meat.
5. Purchase or "pillage" a parrott and call it polly (main diet of this feathered companion will be crackers.)
6. Bury your treasure, DON'T spend it.
7. Never let your cutlas leave your side.
8. Stop washing you need a well earned stench that you can taste and almost see.
9. Alter your language/speach and use phrases like "Harr ye be a fine wench, now get us me grog or ya'll be walkin the plank!!"
10. Last of all, tell storys of giant man eating clams and of the crab the size of Wales, tell these tales to fellow seamen in the local dockside bar.

If you follow these 10 easy rules you will be on your way to swashbuckling in no time.